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kemo

kemo

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Man is sitting at home on the verandah with his wife and he says, "I love you."


She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"


He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."
 
Good one !!

Did you hear the one about the old guy sitting at the bar and a lady walks in holding a duck. As she walks by him, the old guy says, wa where di did you get thaaat pig ?

The ladys turns and says it's not a pig it's a duck.

The old guys says, I I wa was ta talking to the duck.
 
R_W_B said:
Good one !!

Did you hear the one about the old guy sitting at the bar and a lady walks in holding a duck. As she walks by him, the old guy says, wa where di did you get thaaat pig ?

The ladys turns and says it's not a pig it's a duck.

The old guys says, I I wa was ta talking to the duck.
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Now that is funny
 
mat 60 said:
My wife would pore the beer on my head if I said that...LOL..:D
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My wife would make me go get her one :bigsmiley12:

This might be a beer joke, could be....

A guy comes in on Sunday night from a 'Weekend Fishing trip'. He is storming mad at his wife and says why didn't you pack my underwear?

She says, well if you had opened your tackle box you would have found them!

BUSTED! Guess that's one story he ain't gonna stick to... :lolrolling
 
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