Tigg
Junior Member
Well there I was in my favorite hole in the wall bar. Me and my crew were causing our usual mayhem, you know drinking our milk out of a dirty glass, posting pictures on Facebook with our smartphones of us flexing or muscles, that sort of thing. When in walks this guy who speaks broken English and says he is writing a book. Well let me tell you all heck broke loose when he sat on Cuddles bike and one of the pinwheels Cuddles had on his mirrors fell off !! It got out of hand when my Ol'lady screamed at him that he was a probably the type of guy who would kick a puppy and then kicked dust on his boots. Just then lumpy pulled in ( lumpy has the coolest My Little Pony paint job you have ever seen ).... Well I better stop there because this is a family site and the mention of wet willies may be too much...