Best Movie Quotes

[lorne]

"please don't shoot at the nuclear weapons"

 

[tcspannerwrench]

(TV Quote-WKRP)
"As god is my witness I thought turkey's could fly"

one of my all time fav's

 

[Dr.Evil]

Another from The Blues Brothers that always makes me smile:

Elwood to Jake in a great Chicago accent after the drawbridge scene:

It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters, so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say? Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?

Fix the lighter

 

[RUSHMORE_14]

"....you stole fizzy lifting juice, so you get NOTHING!"

"Whose car did you swipe this from............................................ya muthaz"

 

[Mad Dog Jim]

"Earn this!" Capt Miller Saving Private Ryan

 

[black pearl 1]

Don't sweat the peaty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff

 

[drbillk]

I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

 

[sportsterxlch]

How do you know all this?...I'm retired...NOT dead! Laim Neilson Taken

 

[Dr.Evil]

"Get me a scotch, I'm starving"

Iron Man

 

[gunnut]

From one of the best war movies ever....Donald Sutherland(oddball)in Kellys heroes.......when hes asked why he isnt helping fix his tank..".hey man,I just ride em,I dont know what makes em work!"