The best "burnout" I ever saw was about ten years ago on the Garden State Parkway. It was during the summertime, my bride and I were heading home from Cape May. It was during the week the most of the local high schools have their graduation, and the kids hit the shore for their version of a college like spring break. Anyway, we're stuck northbound in traffic and sourrounded by cars with teenagers in them. Right infront of me, in the other lane, is some kid on a sportbike. He decides to dazzle his friends with a world class burnout and proceeds to light up the rear tire like nothing I've ever seen. As I'm looking at the smoke and the kids going wild, my eyes glance at the guy next to me. He's sitting in a brand new bright yellow 355 Spyder and the top is down. As the burnout proceeds, I note that his hood is changing from yellow to speckled black, and that the driver is now covered in little black pieces of rubber. The Ferrari driver gets out of his ride, and is to the point of meyhem. He's a big guy who obviously has seen the inside of a gym. He walks up to the kid on the bike (who is still in burnout mode), and literally picks him up off the bike and launches him into the brush on the shoulder of the road. The bike, thankfully, didn't hit anyone, and also made it to the shoulder. The kids are going wild, but what they didn't count on is the cell phone call the guy made right before taking action. Within seconds, the largest, tallest NJ State Trooper that I have ever seen was on the scene. Fifteen minutes later, as traffic starteed to move, passersby were treated to a sinlge Trooper, with about 25 cars pulled over to the shoulder, and 100's of teenegers up against the sides of their cars....Like I said, the greatest burnout I have ever seen.....
