Well it's done.... but I tell you it was not easy - not easy at all.
Just seemed to be one snag after another which I suppose is not surprising given that I am pretty much useless with tools. Here's how it went.
Had everything sprayed and lubricated as Fin recommended and went to make a start Sat morning. Muffler heat shields off no problem - that was easy and I'm thinking "ye know what, I'm better at this kinda thing than I thought...." (way too early to be thinking like that). Smoke break.
Then a lot of headscratching trying to figure out how am I gonna get the mufflers up off the exhaust thingy so they can slide off. Look at the manual. Eventually the penny drops and I realize the header pipes are gonna have to be loosened - and the header pipe shields too. I'm a little rattled by this and in the "why did'nt someone tell me this?" mode. And how am I gonna get at them bolts at the heads??... spend loads of time trying to work this out looking at my shiny new socket set and bars and extensions and things... Wife pops her head round the door saying "what's all the talk goin on here? Is there somebody else in here?....ye know we'll have to tidy up this garage sometime......" Yeah, ok, fine. just gimme another hour at this and we'll talk then.
Those head bolts were really tight and eventually I got the pipes loosened enough to take off the mufflers but the real "fun" had only started. Get the wife to hold the bike steady while I tug and heave at the mufflers. Feels like they're welded on there. And them stocks are designed so thick that ye can't get a good hold on them unless ye got hands the size of shovels. I'm also worried about putting to much stress on the fixings at the header pipes with all this pulling and twisting. Ok, time to phone the brother in law (vintage suzuki rider and he's strong as an ox). He'll be here in an hour.
At long last, I hold the header pipes so as to avoid damaging the fixings at the heads and he eventually, through a process of turning and pulling, slides off the mufflers.
He gives me a hand to set the new mufflers on, after installing the baffles in them first obviously - (yeah, of course I'd have remembered to do this on my own anyway, honest). AND we put some copper grease on there as Fin said - I don't want to go throught that again.
Startin to look like something now and about time - I been at this since morning and its mid afternoon now!
Anyway I re used the worm clamps (we call them jubilee clips here) because they were absolutely fine. Double checked the manual for any torque info (much to brother in law's amusement) and very carefully done up the fixings.
Cleaned all chrome to prevent any stains. Lit a smoke and fired her up. Oh yes.... Ohhhh yes...! Sweet music!
When clearing up after the operation I was binning the box that the mufflers came in. Underneath all the wrapping and packing at the bottom I came across a document entitled " Vance & Hines HS Straight Slip ons - Detailed Fitting Instructions"
Fast to forward Sunday. Great weather and a long ride. What a sound!!