Great Motorcycle Lies

[futurerider]

From the FAA:

Were not happy until your not happy.

But thats no lie!

 

[robermv32]

Now listen honey, I'm getting this for the increased gas milage, really I am.

 

[Merlynn]

"Honey, this part will make the bike safer!"

 

[DDogg]

The state is going to be passing new motorcycle emission laws and my bike is going to require this equipment. Here Honey, keep the receipts in a place I can find them in case I need them to get my license re-newed.

 

[Bud White]

Along those same lines:



3. I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

Thats not a lie .. its the scariest thing you could ever hear

 

[scrinch]

If I buy this, it is the last bike I will ever want.
It is way safer because it gets to highway speed faster.
Whitewalls are more noticable to cars.
I was doin the speed limit !!

 

[STEVE07]

A lot of what I am reading here is just lies we tell ourselves!