How to Roast A Moderator

[HDDon]

First time I've seen a thread like this.....lol

fxglide, this thread started as a way for the members to rib our great moderator team. As you have probably already discovered the Mods are winning. Try as we will the Mod Squad has continued to one up us. A few of us have even been awarded various niceities courtesy of the Green Team. Join us if you dare, we can certainly use all the help we can get. The premise is simple, see if you can (in a very clean and non flaming way) but one or all the Mods on the spot. As I have said before this is a very slippery bunch so be careful what you choose to use, as they have a way of turning it around and slapping you up side the head with it. If that fails they have other, shocking, ways to make you rethink your position. Have fun, don't take it personel. You will see why we have the best forum on the web and the best Moderator Team. They are as fast as lightning and just as unpredictable!!!:newsmile108:

 

[fin_676]

I know that we have tried for the past 160+ pages to mess with you and the other Mods, without much success. We will continue to march in your absence. I'm sure that you and the other Mods will be in constant communication with whatever brain meld thing you do. We are watching!

I wont be absent however i may be more impatient than normal so i will not have the time to deal with minor problems i will just make them go away

Brian

 

[BUBBIE]

Seems i wont have much time over the weekend as she has managed to arrange for me to fix computers for 2 of her friends both sound like possible viruses
so if i get any troublemakers here ill deal with them quickly no messing about

Brian

MAN is this coming to Life on the HDT... I thought yesterday we had the VIRUS took a long time to LOAD things Now we KNOW WHO shared that with us... Just Saying....... Jack,, Watch your Stash,,, Here come fin with the GREEN SPRAY

signed....BUBBIE

PS,,, notice fin Didn't use ANY punctuation on ILL I think he means business...

 

[BUBBIE]

OH MY

JACK is GONE, just plain Missing again, Here Jack ,,,, Whistle whistle,, com-on Jack where are you...?????

Don, You are closer,,, YOU better go check...
Man,,, what are we going to do?? maybe lorne has seen him?

signed....BUBBIE

 

[HDDon]

OH MY

JACK is GONE, just plain Missing again, Here Jack ,,,, Whistle whistle,, com-on Jack where are you...?????

Don, You are closer,,, YOU better go check...
Man,,, what are we going to do?? maybe lorne has seen him?

signed....BUBBIE

Bubbie, haven't seen or heard form Jack, not even sure they haven't gotten to Lorne. Brian is issuing a direct threat, we may have to go to DEFCON4. Had the same problem last night, just thought the Mod Squad was messing with me again. Maybe they targeted several of us. Brian fixing a friend of his wifes computer, he's probably is at the mother ship right now recieving orders for our complete defeat.

 

[fin_676]

Bubbie, haven't seen or heard form Jack, not even sure they haven't gotten to Lorne. Brian is issuing a direct threat, we may have to go to DEFCON4. Had the same problem last night, just thought the Mod Squad was messing with me again. Maybe they targeted several of us. Brian fixing a friend of his wifes computer, he's probably is at the mother ship right now recieving orders for our complete defeat.

Nah i am right here watching you waiting for the moment

Brian

 

[BUBBIE]

Welllllll Doooooooon.
It is at least goooooood to Hear from YOUUUUUUU,,, I'm headdddded to Foooooood and soooooome happppppppier timmmmmmmes and placcccccces (code #4 used here)

c u g later

signed....BUBBBBBBBBIE

Hahahahaha they will never Crack Our CODE...

 

[HDDon]

Nah i am right here watching you waiting for the moment

Brian

Have you got your breathing controled? Heart rate below 60bpm? Have target acquisition? Range, windage and elevation? Complete focus? We could be in big trouble here!!!:sd:sd:sd

 

[fin_676]

I think i have all the techniques covered including the shot should be released and followed through without disturbing the firers position

Brian

 

[HDDon]

I think i have all the techniques covered including the shot should be released and followed through without disturbing the firers position

Brian

Sound like he's been to some of the same training sites or maybe same situational planning groups. We are definetly within his range and capabilities. Keep your head down guys, he can hold that position for hours.:newsmile108::newsmile108::newsmile108: