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Unfortunately nothing, in Florida it's outlawed as a prescription for my wife's illness which is kinda hilarious since they legally prescribe morphine:D

Can she get Demerol and if she can, where do I put my order in?
 
Can she get Demerol and if she can, where do I put my order in?

Ha funny you should ask since it's the one drug she is allergic too.

I tried to find some stuff on DooLittle but the net is too full of the Eddy Murphy movie stuff.
 
thanks Glider my mother would be proud!!! now if i could only find those wings..:D
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But ya know actually Tank STEPPED into this one with his opening revelation. I just couldn't help but run with that. I guess you might say I was really PUMPED out for this one.

Maybe if some of the other mods would give us a thread to go on, we might keep it going, (or maybe they wish it would just die:lolrolling)
 
I heard from someone that heard it from someone else that when the Doc landed someone asked...


Was that a landing or were we shot down? :D


Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first!


The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.


A pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.


Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.


You know you’re flying a Cessna when you have a bird strike and it is from behind!


747 on final approach at 1000' off the deck. First Officer asks Captain "Are you happy with the position of the landing gear, sir?" Captain reaches down, lowers the gear and lands safely.


A Landing is just controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
 
Jack has been gone for a while. didn't think a skinny guy could eat that much:D


must be combing the stash.:newsmile034:
 
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