I would have to go with the Sportster and only because it is the only thing on the list that I would never buy. I won't count out the trike, because I don't know what the future holds. I have a knee replacement and I know it will only get worse in the future and a trike may be the only option I have before too long. I would also say that that I know my wife would be much more comfortable and willing to ride a long distance on a trike rather than any touring bike out there.