Update: Back to dealer for third time. What they said is that the gasket came in "backwards" from the factory, thus the holes were incorrectly lined up for the breather ports. Nothing about maybe just installing them wrong? Needless to say, all done and I've put 1000+ on the bike since.
Update: Back to dealer for third time. What they said is that the gasket came in "backwards" from the factory, thus the holes were incorrectly lined up for the breather ports. Nothing about maybe just installing them wrong? Needless to say, all done and I've put 1000+ on the bike since.