Quite honestly... I think they are pre programmed at every coffee break!
Think about it for a minute, all the pre programmed responses like...
They all do that...
They all make that noise...
They are supposed to knock going over bumps...
Twin cams are all noisy...
The radio's are supposed to do that...
We fill the oil as per factory spec, must have leaked out..hahaha
I've never heard that before...
Paint is supposed to look like that...
You'll void your warranty if you XXX...
You can only use Harley oils in that thar bike...
Must be something YOU did...
Those parts never break...
Honestly, we checked it out...
I don't hear anything...
I don't feel it...
What leak?...
It's an enhancement, not a defect...(IDS system)
Our mechanics are all factory trained...
Harley parts are american made...
Harley oil is synthetic...
We don't make much money selling these bikes...
These prices are great prices...
Harley's hold their resale... (as opposed to?)
And my favorite of all time.....
You're the first to complain about it...:rofl
Anything I miss???