My grandmother passed away in 1999 at 90. She lived a long, full life. Her death/funeral for me was a celebration of her long life. At her funeral, my cousin relayed a story that sort of brings home the fact the our elderly were young once, and basically had the same thought processes that we have. Apparently, my grandfather, many years ago (died in 1977), had a little action on the side. Working at a diner on the MD side of the Potomac River between VA and MD, my grandmother noticed one day my grandfather pass by on his way to his "action." My grandmother excused herself from work for a few minutes, followed him to confirm her suspicions, which were confirmed. Arriving home that night, my grandfather asked how much tips she earned that day. She apparently replied, a fair amount, by the way, how much...did you get today?