How to Roast A Moderator

[R_W_B]

Theres nothing wrong with you likeing the cute knitted bike covers. I'm sure no one here will cast any aspersions toward you Shirley.

I'm not saying it's true but from what I hear he has the glide ratio of a rock.

Ugh duh, I guess I need to hit Refresh if I'm gonna try a roast, I'm falling behind.
You got me on the Shela, but I just can't do the glider model. But even so this Shela don't show up on FRIDAYS, no way my friend.

I'm still trying to figure out the ratio of a rock. Is that like a cosine of a pebble.
(Donna says my supper is getting cold but I'm having to much fun to eat)

 

[HDDon]

I can here the Smack of that Big Hammer here Don, be care ful

Jack I was on a roll, couldn't help myself, the devil made me do it. Always remember, excuses only satisfy the person that gives it. I will take my lumps when they come. "If I do it I get a whippin---I do it!"

 

[HDDon]

Ugh duh, I guess I need to hit Refresh if I'm gonna try a roast, I'm falling behind.
You got me on the Shela, but I just can't do the glider model. But even so this Shela don't show up on FRIDAYS, no way my friend.

I'm still trying to figure out the ratio of a rock. Is that like a cosine of a pebble.
(Donna says my supper is getting cold but I'm having to much fun to eat)

Better go eat, remember the two words that will get you out of trouble at home "Yes Dear"

 

[R_W_B]

Better go eat, remember the two words that will get you out of trouble at home "Yes Dear"

Yea I think Glider if off now anyhow so our whoopun is yet to come.
Sounds like another insider going on with the ratio of a rock.

Donna said hi Don. Later........

 

[R_W_B]

I got all done eating, Donna made me clean up for being late.
Well being a newb I tried going back and searching for stuff on Glider, and I found this thread a few yrs back labed Glider Roast. So I eagerly start scanning for material.....But there ain't nothing. Heck the further I read I want to give this guy some kind of medal. I'm just no good at roasting anyone with a record like this guy. I mean he's like the all time nice, helpful, great guy all rolled into one.

I'm sorry, the more able comedians of you will have to carry this one out, I can't roast this guy, he is just too good a person. I will just get on my knit bike and ride away, especially since it's still Thurdays. Don't want to be seen on it come Friday. (only the first Saturday Bike Week guys will understand that one)

 

[HDDon]

I got all done eating, Donna made me clean up for being late.
Well being a newb I tried going back and searching for stuff on Glider, and I found this thread a few yrs back labed Glider Roast. So I eagerly start scanning for material.....But there ain't nothing. Heck the further I read I want to give this guy some kind of medal. I'm just no good at roasting anyone with a record like this guy. I mean he's like the all time nice, helpful, great guy all rolled into one.

I'm sorry, the more able comedians of you will have to carry this one out, I can't roast this guy, he is just too good a person. I will just get on my knit bike and ride away, especially since it's still Thurdays. Don't want to be seen on it come Friday. (only the first Saturday Bike Week guys will understand that one)

Sounds like a wimp out. Come on there has to be at least one zinger you want to get out there. Sure he is a great guy and has given the forum more information than you can go over in your lifetime, but can't you think of one thing he could use to pound you with? We all admire and respect Glider, but somewhere in that fully connected mainframe motherboard is a joking, laughing, in your face kinda guy. What say you moderators, no zingers for the "Glidemaster"? Here's one, if he's such a great motorcycle guru, why does he seem to have a love affair with snowblowers?

 

[glider]

I got all done eating, Donna made me clean up for being late.
Well being a newb I tried going back and searching for stuff on Glider, and I found this thread a few yrs back labed Glider Roast. So I eagerly start scanning for material.....But there ain't nothing. Heck the further I read I want to give this guy some kind of medal. I'm just no good at roasting anyone with a record like this guy. I mean he's like the all time nice, helpful, great guy all rolled into one.

I'm sorry, the more able comedians of you will have to carry this one out, I can't roast this guy, he is just too good a person. I will just get on my knit bike and ride away, especially since it's still Thurdays. Don't want to be seen on it come Friday. (only the first Saturday Bike Week guys will understand that one)

Thanks RWB
I just have to email this to someone in my past :lolrolling :lolrolling :lolrolling

It may just be the deciding factor to push him over the top even though he's close now.:lolrolling

Sounds like a wimp out. Come on there has to be at least one zinger you want to get out there. Sure he is a great guy and has given the forum more information than you can go over in your lifetime, but can't you think of one thing he could use to pound you with? We all admire and respect Glider, but somewhere in that fully connected mainframe motherboard is a joking, laughing, in your face kinda guy. What say you moderators, no zingers for the "Glidemaster"? Here's one, if he's such a great motorcycle guru, why does he seem to have a love affair with snowblowers?

See that Don, you can't even get someone to roast me

As for the snowblower thing, they don't need synthetic oil even though I use it and the and they are made in the USA :bigsmiley12:

 

[HDDon]

Bill are you sure you want to be responsible for someone falling off the the precarious perch he selected? There are some people that need pushing and there are others that will do themselves in without help. Syn oil in a snowblower, thats just madness.

 

[glider]

Bill are you sure you want to be responsible for someone falling off the the precarious perch he selected? There are some people that need pushing and there are others that will do themselves in without help. Syn oil in a snowblower, thats just madness.

:lolrolling ....Yep and Yep!!!

I have the fastest and shiniest snowblower on the block. I use pledge on it too.

 

[R_W_B]

Sounds like a wimp out. Come on there has to be at least one zinger you want to get out there. ..... ... .. ... why does he seem to have a love affair with snowblowers?

May sound like a wimp out, but I don't wimp out. I was looking for something like snowblowers but found everything the opposite. You have more material background, you go for the zinger. :bigsmiley12: