This seem like a good thread to post this funny on. I received this email this morning. Sometimes all it takes is a little motivation to go a long way.
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest. Her monthly deposit for 40 Years of $400.00 (avg. 5 times a week times 4 wks a month, $20 x 4 x 5 = $400) for an average Interest Rate of 4 percent compounded.
Initial Investment plus Monthly Contributions: $192,020.00 Paid to wife
Total Interest Earned: $281,626.39 accrued interest for 40yrs
Final Savings Balance: $473,646.39 (close to a half million)
She explained that for more than four decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with this evidence her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, 'If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you ALL my business!'
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut. Women are like phones: They like to be held, talked to, and touched often. But push the wrong button and you are disconnected!